Janitors are definitely not my favorite things in the world.
Just in case you don't see my side of this,
Let me give you a little insight into janitors
From Kim and Christine's eyes:
In every bunch of janitors, you'll find certain "classifications" of them.
Now say there's a group of...oh...let's say 5 janitors.
You won't get far before you identify the "mean one"
This "mean one", as we call him, is...as you can tell...well...mean.
Always trying to kick you out of "where you don't belong".
Spends most of his time doing paper work.
Except he's a janitor.
What kind paper work could they possibly have?
This guy's the definitely leader of the pack.
Next, you'll find "Bruce Willis".
Yah, know...the creepy one.
Always looking at you when you go by,
Gives you creepy smiles,
insists on talking to you.
Well that's him, enough said.
Then comes the "Amigo".
This is the alumni kid who just can't leave.
He has so much god damn school spirit that he insists on coming back...
...working as a janitor.
After the "Amigo" comes the "Nice One".
As most of you can see, this "Nice One" contrasts greatly with the "Mean One."
He's the the old guy.
Never talks and doesn't kick you out.
This certain classification can usually be found cleaing out unused toilets.
Yepp, that's him. The nicest out of the whole group.
Last but not least comes "Butch".
This guy is priceless.
He's foreign for all you people who didn't know that.
He's almost as nice as the "Nice One",
And he jokes around when you try to run and hide.
And that just about describes them all!
So just in case you were un-informed on janitors,
Well, now you're IN-FORMED.
P.S. - ALWAYS run from janitors. You never know which one it will be.